Hot Slut Of The Day!

The giant big pussy that spits out presents at a train station in the land of wonder, fuckery and magic we call Japan! 

I’ve experienced some terrifying things in the subway before (examples: a dude caca-ing into a plastic bag, a performer singing a Celine Dion song at 7 in the morning, a woman wearing UGGs while carrying CROCs in her hand, etc…), but over in Japan they created something really horrifying and also magical at the same time. Rocket News 24 (via Cute Overload) says that Japan’s largest delivery company Yamato Unyu has injected LSD into their ad campaign by putting a huge replica of their logo, a black cat, inside of Tokyo’s Shinjuku Station.

The gigantic black pussy with eyes of meth doesn’t only just sit there, making travelers wonder if they put an extra shot of liquid acid in their morning coffee. (I know, like the people of Japan are weirded out by this. This shit ain’t nothing for Japan.) The gigantic black pussy also spits out gifts and the gifts aren’t giant hairballs. The gifts are Yamato Unyu boxes with Yamato Unyu “swag” inside. The Yamato Unyu pussy will be inside of Shinjuku Station until October 4th and then it’ll move on to other locations around the country. This is what it looks like in action. I don’t know if this is a dream, a nightmare or a little of both:

I see that big, black gift-spitting pussy trying to buy people’s love, but sorry, the late Tama will forever be the greatest station pussy of all-time.