Night Crumbs
George and Amal Clooney were at the 15th anniversary party for O Brother, Where Are Thou? last night and in that picture he’s thinking to himself, “Hurry, hurry, drinking all that tequila gave me the shits again.” While she’s thinking, “Slow down, pepaw, I’m busy giving glam-orrrrr to the paps.” – Lainey Gossip
I see Tom Hiddleston delivering those Barbizon poses in Berlin – Celebitchy
This is the part where Bethenny Frankel tries to get more money out of the producers of Real Housewives of New York City by acting like she’s not going to come back next season – Reality Tea
Josh Duggar’s dick has maybe been in 2 porn stars and counting – The Superficial
Gisele Bundchen’s coffee table book is $700 – WWTDD
The Hudgens sisters are always dressed for Coachella, because you never ever know when a surprise Coachella may happen – Drunken Stepfather
Okay, but what I want to know is, what does Mona Robinson think?! – Towleroad
Emily Blunt doesn’t want to talk about Michael Buble cheating on her ass – Just Jared
Damian Lewis is “tapped” (read: shit is a rumor and isn’t going to happen) to be the next James Bond and I am not for it, because if there’s going to be a ginger James Bond it better be Carrot Top – Egotastic
Elsa Pataky is giving me “cool mom going to the club in 1997” – Popoholic
Four pussies take on a stuffed pussy – Hollywood Tuna
Amanda Seyfried and the ex-Mac Dude broke up – IDLYITW
I CO-SIGN! – Pajiba
Maybe Lady CaCa can help her new homegirl out in the wig and eyebrow situation department – Jezebel
Grump Cat Who? Gizmo the Albino Pup needs his own Lifetime Christmas special now – OMG Blog
It’s getting HAHA in here and that’s because I can’t stop laughing at Taylor Swift and Haim’s “moves” – Popsugar
Pic: Splash