Open Post: Hosted By Courtney Stodden Showing The Likes Of Meryl Streep How It’s Really Done

It’s always bumper to goddamn bumper on the freeways in L.A., but now traffic is really going to be hell, because every actress is going to pack up her stuff and leave town. The dream is over for them now that Courtney Stodden is on the scene and is here to take every role. Courtney Stodden has already conquered the world of finger fuck porn, the world of music, the world of charity and the world of fashion. Now she’s ready to conquer the world of dramatic acting. “I’ve had a good run,” said Meryl Streep while moseying on over to Denny’s to get an application since her acting career is over now.

The Porn Iguana writes on her website (via The Superficial) that famous acting coach Lee Strasberg always pushed her idol Marilyn Monroe to shed the glamorous bombshell image to get real and raw. So that’s exactly what Courtney did. Courtney scrubbed away the layers of glamour and elegance to play Lindsay Lohan a cracked out homeless hooker. Courtney created the character of “Tamra Munn” after she was moved by one woman’s story while reading about drug-addicted prostitutes in Oklahoma City. Presenting, the raw acting skills of future EGOT winner Courtney Stodden:

Someone (who obviously hates me and lives to torture me) made me watch The Age of Adaline recently, so obviously I’ve seen worse acting than what Courtney Stodden did in that clip. But I do love how her stunning acrylic talons are perfect while the rest of her is busted down. I’m sure that was a brave acting choice. It’s just another part of her multi-layered performance. Or she just had a manicure and didn’t want to fuck it up. I mean, she’s dedicated, but even the most dedicated of artistes have their limits.