Night Crumbs
Tom Hardy said in an interview that he doesn’t understand the point of movie directors. I hope the director of his next movie punishes him for that shit talking by directing him to do a scene while completely naked and covered in Crisco (Please do this, director of Tom Hardy’s next movie.) – Lainey Gossip
That dress makes Miranda Kerr look like she’s got toilet paper peonies on her tits – The Superficial
“Whine whine whine whine whiiiiine whine whine whine whine” – Robert Pattison – Celebitchy
Kate Moss got high and let a photographer take pictures of her sitting around for French Vogue. Yes, we all wish we had her life – Drunken Stepfather
Kim Zolciak had a mini stroke – Reality Tea
Vladimir Putin and Elton John talked over the phone for real and I’m guessing they phone fucked before gossiping about what a bitch Madonna is – Towleroad
I’m still not sure what a Pia Mia is, but somebody should warn her about opening her mouth like that around Uncle Terry – Hollywood Tuna
After the Celebrity Big Brother UK brawl, Backdoor Farrah was papped in a wheelchair…. – WWTD
Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz are still married and I know I say that every time pictures of them come out, but I say it because I can’t believe it – Popoholic
Panty Creamer of the Day: Zac Efron earning every penny of that check – OMG Blog
Donald Trump is going to be somebody’s granddaddy again – HuffPo
Jewel was dickmatized by Sean Penn once – Pajiba
There was a Good Burger reunion on The Tonight Show – SOW
Glenn Close is on the market again! I’m praying for a Close and Hammaconda hook-up – Just Jared
Jennifer Lawrence’s hair is platinum now – Popsugar
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