Behold, The First Settler Of Brooklyn!

September 23, 2015 / Posted by:

This is one of the reasons why I sometimes miss living in NYC. You can just walk down the street and get theater, comedy and history rolled all into one scene. But thanks to cell phones and YouTube, I can be transported to the streets of Downtown Brooklyn where a jogger gave everyone a history lesson while screaming at a dude who apparently hit him with a stroller.

In the video that was posted by Metro, the douche jogger threatens to kill stroller dude and screams about how he fights for a living. Whoever said that the streets of Brooklyn are way too sanitized now, haven’t come across this jogging badass, obviously. As a cop tries to keep the fight from getting violent, jogger dude, who is white, continues to unleash on stroller dude, who is also white, and he blew minds when he dropped this historical fact, “You’re new in the neighborhood! I’ve been in this neighborhood. The only reason why white people like you live in this neighborhood is because I settled this fucking neighborhood for you!

If one of them had a beard and the other one was carrying organic craft peach cider in a cup made from recycled bamboo paper, this clip would perfectly capture the essence of modern day Brooklyn.

But seriously, I need to add “jogging, fighting and screaming at dudes with strollers” to my daily exercise plan, because that crazy dude looks good for being like 370 years old.

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