Azealia Banks Went Full Azealia Banks On A Plane
It’s nice to know that Azealia Banks doesn’t only mouth fart up the “faggot” word and bust out massive amounts of crazy on Twitter. Azealia Banks does it in the world outside of Twitter too! At least she’s consistently HER.
Iggy Azalea’s #1 fan (served on a plate of freshly washed sarcasm) and a sort-of supporter of Donald Trump’s thoughts on immigration (not served on a plate of freshly washed sarcasm) was on a flight from NYC to LAX early this morning and she gave passengers several servings of her signature messiness when the plane landed. A passenger tells TMZ that after the plane landed at 1 this morning, Azealia was more than ready to get off of that bitch and she grabbed her bag before quickly making her way to the exit. Azealia was in the 6th row and her plan to get off the plane first was blocked by a French couple in the 3rd row. The couple was in the aisle getting their bags from the overhead and when Azealia tried to squeeze by them, the French dude “put his hand out” to block her. That little move switched Azalea’s switch and bitch went off on him in more ways than one.
Witnesses claim that she spit in the French dude’s face, punched him and clawed at his shirt. When a flight attendant grabbed her bag and told her to calm the hell down, she lost her balance, fell into a seat, got back up and tried to get her luggage back from the flight attendant. At this point, a passenger started recording the foolery going down and Azalea is caught on camera calling the flight attendant a “fucking faggot.” That loud tapping sound you hear is GLAAD typing out a 5,000 word open letter to this mess right now:
When the co-pilot said he was going to call the cops, Azealia took that as her cue to exit that scene. Azealia dropped her phone while running off of the plane. The cops caught up with her at baggage claim, but she wasn’t arrested or anything, because the French couple was just starting their vacation and didn’t want to deal with that shit, so they refused to press charges. Well, nothing says “Welcome to Los Angeles” like getting christened with a face full of “celebrity” spit. BUT WAIT!
Azealia has of course told her side of the story on Twitter. In the video above, Azalea tells the co-pilot that the French dude put his hand in her face and pushed her aside to let someone else through. But on Twitter, she claims that the French dude hit her in the face first. Witnesses tell TMZ that the French dude never hit her. Azealia later deleted these tweets and put a lock on her Twitter.
I don’t know how many holes my eyes have burned into the back of the heads of passengers who shove past other people to get off the plane first. Bitch, if you’re not about to miss a connecting flight and you’re not currently running the last leg of the Amazing Race, you can figuratively (or literally) take a Valium and chill out with the rest of us. We all want to get off the plane as soon as possible, we’re all over it and we’re all on the same level of importance at that point. That’s why I CAN’t with Azealia. As for her calling a dude a “faggot,” she has defended her use of that word and says to her, a “faggot” is anybody who hates women. Well, Azealia better update her definition to include that a “faggot” is also a flight attendant who holds onto your luggage after you lose it on a French dude on a plane.