Open Post: Hosted By Peter Dinklage Majestically Holding A Penguin Purse
Who cares if Peter Dinklage’s tragic blond highlights look like they were done by my 7th grade friend Ruby with a bottle of Sun-In and a blow dryer that kept breaking? Who cares if his man-bun is the saddest man-bun that ever existed? Who cares about any of that? The only thing that matters is that Peter Dinklage holds a penguin purse better than anyone who has held a penguin purse before him. After he won the Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama and Game Of Thrones won Outstanding Drama Series, he took Maisie Williams’ penguin purse and showed her and the rest of us how to hold it the right way. Peter Dinklage held that purse like he was presenting it to the Gods. That picture has got me humming the beginning of Circle of Life, because Peter is majestically holding that penguin purse like it will one day be the king of the penguin purses.
