Nice Try, Ariana Grande Latte, But We’ll Never Forget Your Donut-Tainting Ways!

Ariana Grande Latte, the human form of a yappy teacup Yorkie in a baby pink knock-off Chanel bag, is still trying to get us to forgive and forget about how she contaminated deep fried rings of perfection covered in the jizz of virgin angels (aka icing). Ariana Grande Latte slobbered out a thin river of bullshit in the form of an apology yesterday morning, and last night, she tried to distract us from her donut wrongdoings by doing impersonations of pop stars (who would NEVER disrespect a donut) with Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show.

Ariana did her impersonation of the GREATEST SINGUH IN DUH WORLD on The Tonight Show before and she did it again last night. She also did Brit Brit Spears and Xtina. I got two things out of this clip: Jimmy Fallon is that over-the-top dad at the talent show who everyone throws “sit the fuck down” eyes at when he squeals, claps and loses it over everything his kid does. Also, Ariana doesn’t know about a thing called “contacts,” or maybe her intense hatred of donuts blinds her from time to time.

Not bad, but I’d be more impressed if she did a believable impersonation of a human with a heart who actually regrets hurting donuts!!!!