Brit Brit Got A Raise To Stay In Las Vegas For Two More Years

September 10, 2015 / Posted by:

Seen above wondering if that wet butt burp she just let out is going to leave a mark, Brit Brit Spears has announced that Las Vegas will get 2 more years of her captivating lip-synching skills and amazing armography!

During her show last night, Brit Brit told the audience that she’s doing 2 more years of Piece of Me and will make it rain for Daddy Spears and her empire until 2017. TMZ called Brit Brit the “reigning queen of Las Vegas,” which is bold, because Harvey Levin is going to have to face the glittery wrath of Celine Dion and Elton John the next time he’s there. TMZ called her the current queen of Vegas, because she got a $5 million raise.

Brit’s first 2-year contract was worth $30 million. Her new 2-year contract is worth $35 million and she doesn’t have to do that many performances, so she’s getting paid more per show. Brit also gets a cut of the shit she sells. TMZ thinks that she could end up making more than Celine Dion.


Shouldn’t there be a law in Las Vegas that states that no other performer can make as much as the GREATEST SINGUH IN DUH WURRLD?! The second Britney makes even one penny more than Celine Dion, every piece of faux gold in Las Vegas should turn to ash and every neon bulb should explode. That will be a sad, tragic day.

I already wrote about this, but I went to see Brit’s show a few months ago and even thought it felt like I was watching an elaborate animatronic show, I loved it. That may or may not have had to do with the fact that I was three sheets a Bed, Bath and Beyond bedding section to the wind. So I say, get every dollar, Brit. She already got the most for doing the least and now she’s getting even more for doing even less. Truly my idol! Hopefully she’ll celebrate by splurging on a toddler pizza instead of a baby pizza.

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