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The inspiring and poetic theme song from the latest Golden Girls porn parody!

Every week is Golden Girls Week, but this week is really turning into Golden Girls Week. They’re on the cover of a major INTERNATIONAL publication (They sell Closer in Canada, right?) and the trailer for another Golden Girls parody has squirted up onto the Internet. Uproxx posted the trailer for This Ain’t The Golden Girls XXX porn parody starring Nina Hartley, Karen Summer, Luna Azul and Darla Crane and if the theme song is anything to by, it’s going to be an instant classic and will force the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to include porn in all of the Oscar categories.

Just like the original theme song, the theme song for the GG porn parody is about friendship, loyalty and dick. I mean, in the original GG theme song when she sings “and the biggest gift would be from me,” I’m sure she means that she would roll in a giant present box and out would pop a naked stripper with a thank you card tied to his dick. That is such a Blanche thing to do.

The trailer for the GG porn parody is NSFW (because many work places don’t understand art). It’s the perfect thing to enjoy with your morning coffee and since it’s Golden Girls week, go ahead and watch it while nibbling on some cheesecake too. Cheesecake made from the jizz cookbook, of course. Warning: Make sure you don’t have anything in your mouth when you press play, because you’ll spit it out after hearing the first line.

And here’s the touching lyrics:

Thank you for fucking my friend.

Granny pussy don’t mean it’s the end.

We love dick, we love balls, but we’re stuck inside of these four walls.

And if you threw an orgy, invited four broads to cum, we’ll lube up our slit and then we’ll pull out your big dick and the card attached would say, “Feels good please do it agaaaaaaain and again and again and agaaaaaaain.”

That is some Hallmark card-like poetry. I’m about to look up some needlepoint tutorials on YouTube, because I want to needlepoint all of those beautiful lyrics onto some throw pillows.