UsWeekly reported today that Ben Affleck has officially removed his wedding ring and a source confirms this. I’m going to take a wild guess and say that the source is their motherfucking eyeballs since anybody who can see knows that Ben Affleck isn’t wearing his wedding ring in these pictures.
No, I think what UsWeekly means is that Ben and Jennifer Garner’s ring fingers have said goodbye to their wedding bands for good. For a while, Ben was playing the ring game. Sometime’s he’d have it on, sometimes he’d have it off. He was either trolling the tabloids for attention or his ring would get lost every time he fisted his piece of the moment. It happens. But a source tells UsWeekly that Ben and Jennifer have decided to completely move on and have agreed to stop wearing their wedding rings. Ben was out in L.A. yesterday with his daughter Seraphina and his wedding ring was not on his finger. Mark this day.
I’m glad that Ben Affleck isn’t wearing his wedding ring anymore. Now nothing will distract us from his magnificent man tits. They deserve all the attention. Hopefully Jennifer Garner got in one last good motorboat for the road.