And Here They Come: A Porn Star Claims She Had Rough Sex With Josh Duggar

Of course I don’t mean “And Here They Come” like THAT. I doubt any of them came with Josh Duggar.

The line marked “Side Hos Of Josh Duggar” has formed and the first woman has come forward claiming that Josh Duggar broke one of the Ten Commandments on her vagine. Next up on TLC: 1 Side Piece and Counting.

If any of us wet humped on Josh Duggar, we’d probably ask a neurosurgeon to open up our skulls and scrub the filth from our brains with a Magic Eraser, but porn star and stripper Danica Dillon has admitted that she and the Quiverfull Porky Pig did a lot more than just side hug. Danice tells InTouch Weekly that she and Josh did sex together twice and she didn’t meet him on Ashley Madison or OkCupid. Josh was a fan of her porn work and this past March, he came up to her at the Gold Club in Philadelphia, where she was performing.

Danica, who apparently passed a lie detector test, says that Josh slobbered on about how much of a fan he was and then he bought $600 worth of lap dances and that led to them doing it in his hotel room. If you’re thinking to yourself, “Why in seven shades of HELL would she fuck Josh Duggar?” The answer is: he paid her. Danica claims Josh gave her $1,500. Danica also says that Josh wasn’t a “do it missionary style through a hole in a sheet with the lights off while quoting bible verses” kind of dude. Josh allegedly got rough with her.

“He walked into the Gold Club like a normal patron and said he’d been a fan for a long time and has watched my career grow — he even said from before my boob job until recently — and that he loved watching my very first scene on [an adult website]. Then it got creepy. [He] asked me how would he be able to spend the evening with me.I took the opportunity because Josh offered [me[ $1,500.

He was manhandling me, basically tossing me around like I was a rag doll. It was very traumatic. I’ve had rough sex before, but this was terrifying.”

It probably became terrifying the minute he took his clothes off and looked like a potato with a little eye sticking out. Even though the experience of doing Josh Duggar was not a fun one, Danica claims she did it again a month later after she performed at the Creekside Cabaret in Colmar, PA. Danica believes that she’s just the first of many and hopes that Anna Duggar quits Josh:

“I think that after I come out, there will probably be plenty more girls after me,” Danica tells In Touch. “I actually really hope that his wife leaves him and takes his children away from him and leaves him a lonely, bitter man. I don’t think he deserves happiness.”

Anna Duggar was pregnant with their fourth kid while Josh allegedly cheated on her with Danica, but everyone already knows she’s not going to dump his ass. Anna is strapped in and is taking “Ride or Die” to brand new levels of TOO FAR. And I’m sure the Duggars will say that Josh was simply trying to counsel that dark-sided hussy harlot whore and when he realized she was possessed, he used his holy rod to get the sin out of her.

Pics: Instagram, @danicadillon