Night Crumbs
If you’re wondering what Amal Clooney’s culo and ass tunnel tastes like, just ask Vanity Fair, because they stuck their tongue all the way up in there while pretty much declaring her the fashion goddess of the year – Lainey Gossip
Nobody wants to buy Teresa Giudice’s waterfront castle of elegance and broken dreams – Reality Tea
TLC is letting the Duggars counsel molestation victims and I’m sure there will be a surprise guest appearance by Jared from Subway – The Superficial
Liam Payne would like everyone to know that he doesn’t hate gays – Towleroad
Looking at pictures of Supergirl talk on a cell phone reminds me of all the times I watched Cinderella and Snow White smoke cigarettes backstage at Disneyland – Hollywood Tuna
The return of Snookitina: Xtina is starting to morph into Jersey Shore-era Snooki again – Celebitchy
Today in “Just Buy The Kid A Damn Doll Like A Normal Mom” news, a 65-year-old birthed out quadruplets all because her littlest kid wanted a brother or sister – Jezebel
What you will find at the corner of Nerd of the Year and Dad of the Year – The Berry
Nice try, Emily Ratatouille, but my mom worked those jeans first in the 1970s and worked ’em better – Popoholic
Miley Cyrus’ piece looks like someone was murdered and gutted on top of her – Drunken Stepfather
I’m surprised that Jared Leto didn’t just knock the pap out with his 60lb Praetorian Guard’s helmet dick – Just Jared
Demi Lovato is still mouth shitting up gross words of grossness about Wilmer Valderrama – ICYDK
The least they could do is put a protective coating on Nicki Minaj’s wax figure so it’ll be easier for the janitors to clean all the drool and jizz off of it – IDLYITW
Amanda Bynes is looking good and yes, you’re still uglier than her – SOW
Pierce Brosnan’s middle son is winning the hair game – Popsugar
James McAvoy’s right ass cheek looks like this, FYI – OMG Blog
Harley Quinn gave a dude a real tattoo on the Suicide Squad set – HuffPo
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