Night Crumbs

Justin Theroux is wearing his gold wedding ring and is back from his group honeymoon in Bora Bora with Jennifer Aniston. I’m wondering where in the hell are their wedding pictures, because it’s been way too long. Does it really take that long to Photoshop out the cum splatters that Uncle Terry shot on them while taking their pictures during their first kiss as husband and wife? – Lainey Gossip

Nicki Minaj’s nipples kept making an appearance at her show, but what’s really surprising is that she still has nipples. I always thought that she had nipple-free chichis like Barbie – The Superficial 

Thomas Roberts, his nipples and his hot piece of a husband are living the life in Mykonos – Towleroad

Dave Grohl brings grown drunk men to tears – Hollywood Tuna 

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were unhappy at the Happiest Place on Earth – Celebitchy

The Real Housewives of Atlanta is adding a transgender model to the cast – Reality Tea 

Rose McGowan’s tits look like they’re throwing me a double side-eye – Popoholic

Behold, the Hope Solo of French Bulldogs – The Berry 

German’s Finest Rose poses with her nipples out, which is shocking, because she never does that – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Ryan Seacrest’s old beard is getting married – Just Jared

Selena Gomez is doing The Voice – ICYDK

Panty Creamer of the Day: Ryan Phillippe without his top on – Popsugar

Heidi Klum responds to Jabba the Trump saying she’s no longer a perfect 10 – HuffPo

Thor looks hot AND smart (it’s the glasses) in his dude Janine from Ghostbusters costume – OMG Blog

Teresa Giudice’s waterfront home of pure class can be yours starting at only $100! – Jezebel

Zac Efron got some sticky goo in his hair – SOW

Norm Macdonald is Colonel Sanders now and he looks like the Abuelita Chocolate abuelita with a blow out and a goatee – Pajiba

Pic: Splash