Open Post: Hosted By Ed Sheeran’s Enormous Lion Tattoo

August 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Jesus, people really are losing every piece of their mind over the death of Cecil the Lion! No, the sensitive ginger hobbit Ed Sheeran did not get a gigantic Cecil the Lion tattoo on his chest. Ed Instagrammed this picture of his halfway done lion tattoo, which he got to celebrate selling out Wembley Stadium in London three times over. If Ed really is dating Nicole Scherzinger, then now he’s got a pussycat tattoo to go with the Pussycat on his hobbit peen (sorry for that visual). via BBC

“Originally I was going to get the floor plan tattooed on my side, but that seemed a bit ridiculous,” he told the BBC before his opening night show.

Instead, he chose a lion, representing the England football team’s logo. “It’s going to hurt,” the singer said.

There’s two good things about that tattoo. First, that lion is throwing a look of judgement so we don’t have to. Second, when he regrets getting it, he can just add some lipstick and a blonde weave and say it’s an homage to the most gorgeous feline of them all: Jocelyn Wildenstein!

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