Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 6, 2015 / Posted by:

Mao, the ginger pussy who loves him some banana!

Meet Mao, the newest pussy to go viral  (File those last six words under “shit you will hear a nurse practitioner say at a walk-in clinic in Hollywood today”) thanks to his undying and addictive love to bananas. Mao delivered the visual definition of “nom nom nom” by going insane on a banana. Mao is a pussy possessed and I think I saw his eyeballs roll to the back of his head several times. That cat is bananamatized and goes all the way in on that curved deliciousness in front of the camera. That’s just how Kim Kardashian became a STAH. I can’t wait for Mao’s E! reality show.

This is what love looks like:

Half of us are saying, “Fuck, I have a gutter brain,” and the other half are saying, “Oh my GOD. Bananas have a protein that cats are deathly allergic to. RIP MAO!” But we can all agree that the word “love” was invented to describe the feelings Mao has for that banana.

via Buzzfeed (For Rose)

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