Afternoon Crumbs

August 6, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Goopy Paltrow went to Washington to talk about GMO labeling and while there, I’m sure she also talked to Joe Biden about the benefits of anus steaming and tried to hide her look of complete disgust when she found out that Michelle Obama’s White House vegetable garden does not use soil organically grown by 8th generation farmers from Holland – Lainey Gossip

Keef Richards thinks Sgt. Pepper’s was a trash album. I hope Paul McCartney is getting into a Speedo and is preparing to wrestle Keef in a plastic pool full of oil – Celebitchy

Kathy Hilton goes after Dr. Drew for commenting on Kim Richards and I’m just going to go sit in the section marked Team Neither Of Them – Reality Tea

Kate Pierson and her partner of a million years got married in Hawaii – Towleroad

Beyonce is trying to make the flash tattoo happen – Drunken Stepfather

Gigi Hadid’s in W Magazine – IDLYITW

And I’m sure if I checked, I could find 6-month-old pictures of RiRi wearing the same bikini that Rita Ora’s wearing – The Superficial

Charlize Theron went to yoga where I’m sure she made at least one child star from the 90s cry – Popoholic

Jared Leto’s lawyer wants everyone on the Internet to stop talking about his huge dick, because you know, having a huge dick is a bad thing – Jezebel

Nina Agdal’s nipples look like this, in case you’ve been wondering – Hollywood Tuna

That husky is either on bath salts or really loves water – The Berry

Kelly Clarkson does Prince (not like that) – SOW

James Franco will probably have gay incest sex with himself in a show for HBO. That’s so Franco – HuffPo

Either I’m still drunk from last night or these pictures of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux getting on a private jet are really blurry – Popsugar

Some crazy fan grabbed Taylor Swift during a show. She’s so going to write a diss track about that fan – ICYDK

Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black will be Glinda in The Wiz Live – Just Jared

And on a sad note, one of my favorite pop stars of all-time Samantha Fox lost her manager and partner of 16 years – Boy Culture

Pic: Getty

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