Open Post: Hosted By The Symbol Of Modesty And Grace

Remember when earth angel Bai Ling was kind of a serious actress (see: Red Corner, The Crow, Dumplings, Anna and the King, etc…)? Well, thank the gods of glamour that was just a phase and she’s out there living her true calling by showing the uncouth pieces of trash in L.A. what real ladylike refinement looks like.

Last night, Bai Ling was the portrait of subtle when she went to a restaurant where it’s totally okay to eat without your pants on. Bai Ling lives in her own sparkly bubble of perfection, so I doubt she knows that fellow demure flower Phoebe Price flashed her bra at lunch the other day. But maybe Bai did know and this is her way of upping a bitch. Well, those two are going to go back and forth and when one of them shows up to a restaurant clit-out naked, the other one will win the battle by showing up to another restaurant with copies of her ultrasounds and x-rays glued to her body. I’m putting my weed money on Bai Ling winning that demure flower battle.

And here’s Bai proving that nothing says “chic” like purposely forgetting to wear pants.

Pics: Splash