Night Crumbs
Star Magazine bought blurry bikini pictures of Ben Affleck’s former nanny/maybe former piece from someone who also claims that they heard her say, “He broke up with me…He told me he loved me, but he can’t be with me under these circumstances.'” If Ben has a bunny, he better put that animal in a safe house, because it sounds like the nanny is thisclose to saying, “I’m not going to be ignored, Ben!” – Lainey Gossip
RiRi’s Kadooment Day butt moves are hypnotizing – The Superficial
Why couldn’t I have been born a thirsty Brazilian socialite? – Celebitchy
Ladies of London is back (sans Caprice and the gold digging one whose fiancé committed suicide) – Reality Tea
W Magazine showed a totally different side of Miley Cyrus and of course I mean the opposite of that – Drunken Stepfather
Kevin Bacon has started a cause I can really get behind, on top of, in front of, etc…. – Towleroad
This video of Olivia Munn kicking ass wasn’t sped up at all – Hollywood Tuna
French/Russian rose Nadeea Volianova is doing her part to save the lions by getting naked in a bootleg PETA photo shoot – IDLYITW
Idris Elba is the first man on the cover of Maxim and he’d look a lot hotter if he wasn’t wearing that 1960s grandma coat – Jezebel
Rumer Willis busted her foot – Popoholic
Oh, it’s just a pug walking like a person in a pool – The Berry
Ellen Page’s girlfriend is wearing the exact same outfit I wore on the last day of the 3rd grade – Popsugar
Iggy Azalea admits the obvious – HuffPo
Cool Kristen Stewart is really cool, so claims really cool Kristen Stewart – ICYDK
Lindsay Lohan took a topless selfie, but I only see one tit. Did the other one bust out of there because it wanted nothing to do with that desperate scene? – SOW
A Cecil the Lion Beanie Baby exists, because why wouldn’t it? – OMG Blog
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is looking better – Just Jared
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