A Particularly Brave Sicilian Judge Gave Naomi Campbell Jail Time

August 1, 2015 / Posted by:

St. Angie doesn’t dare breathe a word about Nay Nay jacking her leg game. Judge Theydidn’tgivehisname-ini made two mistakes in sentencing crazed supermodel Naomi Campbell to jail. Mistake the first is giving Naomi Campbell any sort of punishment in the first place. She’s a megalomaniacal rage person and he’s totally on her shit list now. That is a place you don’t want to be. Mistake the second happened when he gave her a suspended sentence! You’re gonna dare to interrupt Naomi’s glamorous life with some consequences and then not jail her crazy ass?

Famed anger management fail Campbell received a six-month suspended sentence for injuring paparazzo Gaetano Di Giovanni in August of 2009. Campbell and her then boyfriend Vladimir Doronin were sight-seeing on the Sicilian island of Lipari when Giovanni papped them. Fool! The snarly Nay Nay immediately hit him in the face with her handbag, and scratched his eye. Di Giovanni had to seek medical treatment and was out of work for three days.

(via E! Online)

“I had just started taking some shots of her and I did not expect such a violent reaction,” he said in 2013, after Campbell was ordered to stand trial in Italy, according to the Telegraph.

Did I already type “fool?” Di Giovanni had actually withdrawn the charges after their lawyers worked out an agreement. But the prosecutor went forward with the case anyway due to the “intensity of the crime.” They call that intense? Dude is lucky his eyeball wasn’t rolling in the street like a tumbleweed. She was obviously having an off day.

Campbell’s attorney has vowed to appeal the sentence. Do they have witness protection in Sicily? They must with Cosa Nostra and all, right? If not, the judge and the prosecutor better book some appointments for some major plastic surgery. And put their families in wigs. Nay Nay doesn’t forget and she sure as hell doesn’t forgive. Ask Cuba or that model with the eyebrows. A scratched eye ain’t shit compared to having a diamond-encrusted smartphone surgically removed from your anal cavity.

Check out more pics of Nasty Naomi Campbell arriving at a Vogue event in Paris last month in the gallery below.

Pics: WENN

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