Open Post: Hosted By Paula Abdul And James Corden Remaking The “Opposites Attract” Video

July 22, 2015 / Posted by:

CBS’ answer to Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, finally did something that is extremely relevant to all of my interests. No, he didn’t show a clip of a naked and stoned Prince Hot Ginge reciting lines from Showgirls. He did something that is relevant to my other interests. On last night’s episode of The Late Late Show, James recreated the “Opposites Attract” video with a lucid and not pilled out of her mind Paula Abdul who let all the young tricks out there know that she’s still got it by kicking, stretching and kicking in a Bee Gees jumpsuit. Warning: You may spend most of this video searching for Paula’s 53-year-old camel toe. I followed Paula Abdul’s crotch like a cat following a laser pointer:

This is the perfect thing for gays like me who knew every word of the Forever Your Girl and Spellbound albums. It’s also the perfect thing for kinky whores who get moist for Furries and FUPAs.

And here’s the original video, which should’ve won every single VMA.

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