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June 29, 2015 / Posted by:

The BBC subtitle writer who couldn’t give less of a fuck while live captioning Kanye West’s performance at Glastonbury!

If you were in charge of typing out the words that came out of Kanye Kardashian’s self-appointed holy mouth at Glastonbury, you’d either try to be accurate or you’d switch yourself into “no fucks given mode,” pop open a bottle and not even try. Any sane person would go with the latter and that’s what BBC’s subtitle writer did. During Glastonbury, Kanye got a gigantic spoonful of his own medicine and The Who double slapped him for saying he’s a rock “God,” but the greatest Kanye slap down came from BBC’s genius subtitle writer who tried to PG-ify his lyrics before giving up entirely.

The BBC subtitle writer typed “ligga” instead of “nigga” and “motherducker” instead of “motherfucker.” “Ligga” sounds like the name of an Ikea bookshelf that takes approximately 7 hours to put together (and it’ll still break when you put more than 3 things on it) and “motherducker” sounds like the name forĀ hitting the “decline” button on your iPhone when your mom calls.

Even the BBC subtitle writer has their limits and they eventually made Kanye’s lyrics more sensible and poetic by just typing “something something.” You’ve never truly understood Kanye’s lyrics until the BBC subtitle writer interpreted them perfectly.

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I don’t know who the hell Bev is, but I’m guessing Bev is the subtitle writer’s supervisor and hired them. Well, Bev, the subtitle writer and all the other motherduckers responsible need to be given a major raise, because they took Kanye’s Glastonbury performance to brand new levels of brilliant. And here’s more of my new Give No Fucks hero in action:

via Jezebel

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