Night Crumbs
America’s sweethearts Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence are each getting paid a mountain of money to do a movie together. We should plan a drinking game now. Every time one of them does something super ~endearing~ like fart on command or go on and on about how much they love gas station snacks, we have to take a shot of something mind-numbing. We’re all going to need new livers by day 2 – Lainey Gossip
I am surprised that Keith Urban didn’t catch hypothermia, because it looks like that event was so damn cold that even human ice cube Nicole Kidman started to frost over – Celebitchy
Don’t hassle The Hoff! No, really don’t, unless you want him to beat you over the head with his always-hard dick – The Superficial
Color me every dark shade of shocked, another Real Housewives couple can’t afford their gaudy house – Reality Tea
Emma Stone modeled Chico’s new fall line for Wall Street Journal Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
Courtney Love is threatening to sue the filmmakers of a documentary that claims she killed Kurt Cobain – Jezebel
Hilary Duff is business woman on top, Fly Girl on the bottom – Hollywood Tuna
Donald Trump running for president is Jon Stewart’s porn – Towleroad
Nina Dobrev wore some kind of period doily dress to something – Popoholic
This couple did a weird Britney Spears parody video to announce their new baby and it made me want to shave my head and beat a bitch with an umbrella, so mission accomplished? – The Berry
Norman Reedus’ maybe piece used to be his co-worker – Pajiba
Vintage Nicholas Newman from Young and the Restless and his bare nalgas – OMG Blog
Burlesque legend Blaze Starr and her dog have gone up to heaven – Boy Culture
Take an extra toke for Tommy Chong tonight because he’s got butt cancer – HuffPo
Jack Osbourne had another kid – Popsugar
Tonight, elegance is spelled T-I-S-H-C-Y-R-U-S – WWTDD
If you haven’t already, get hypnotized by Officer Bennett’s bouncing juicy tits in Orange is the New Black – Just Jared
And now nothing is stopping Nick Jonas from doing gay porn!!!!! – ICYDK