Night Crumbs

June 17, 2015 / Posted by:

America’s sweethearts Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence are each getting paid a mountain of money to do a movie together. We should plan a drinking game now. Every time one of them does something super ~endearing~ like fart on command or go on and on about how much they love gas station snacks, we have to take a shot of something mind-numbing. We’re all going to need new livers by day 2 – Lainey Gossip

I am surprised that Keith Urban didn’t catch hypothermia, because it looks like that event was so damn cold that even human ice cube Nicole Kidman started to frost over – Celebitchy

Don’t hassle The Hoff! No, really don’t, unless you want him to beat you over the head with his always-hard dick  – The Superficial

Color me every dark shade of shocked, another Real Housewives couple can’t afford their gaudy house – Reality Tea 

Emma Stone modeled Chico’s new fall line for Wall Street Journal Magazine – Drunken Stepfather

Courtney Love is threatening to sue the filmmakers of a documentary that claims she killed Kurt CobainJezebel

Hilary Duff is business woman on top, Fly Girl on the bottom – Hollywood Tuna 

Donald Trump running for president is Jon Stewart’s porn – Towleroad

Nina Dobrev wore some kind of period doily dress to something – Popoholic

This couple did a weird Britney Spears parody video to announce their new baby and it made me want to shave my head and beat a bitch with an umbrella, so mission accomplished? – The Berry 

Norman Reedus’ maybe piece used to be his co-worker – Pajiba

Vintage Nicholas Newman from Young and the Restless and his bare nalgas – OMG Blog

Burlesque legend Blaze Starr and her dog have gone up to heaven – Boy Culture 

Take an extra toke for Tommy Chong tonight because he’s got butt cancer – HuffPo

Jack Osbourne had another kid – Popsugar

Tonight, elegance is spelled T-I-S-H-C-Y-R-U-SWWTDD

If you haven’t already, get hypnotized by Officer Bennett’s bouncing juicy tits in Orange is the New BlackJust Jared

And now nothing is stopping Nick Jonas from doing gay porn!!!!! – ICYDK

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