Kongratulations To The Nanny Industry: Kim Kardashian Is Knocked Up Again

May 31, 2015 / Posted by:

Dayum, dem titties look like Riccardo’s ass cheeks covered in glitter” is what future second-time dad Kanye West is thinking in that picture. Probably.

On a preview that aired after the mid-season finale of Krapping Up the Kartrashians, Kim Kartrashian lets it be known that North West is going to have a little brother or sister that Kanye West and she will probably name South West or Key West. But they really should name the kid Harpo West. I mean, every time Kim will come to collect her kids for a good old-fashioned photo-op strut on the stroll, North West will say to her brother or sister: “Harpo, who dis woman?

After all the IVF treatments and shit, Kummy Kakes announced that she’s got a womb full of another baby that will only wear black, white and beige and will have to dodge Pimp Mama Kris as she tries to suck their young blood from their veins. via E! News

The clip shows Kim hearing the exciting news during a doctor’s appointment shortly before spilling the beans to Khloé Kardashian.
“I just got the blood test back, and I am pregnant!” Kim—who’s beaming ear-to-ear—exclaims to her stunned sister.

That’s your cue to brace your eyeballs for picture after picture of a pregnant Kim looking like a sausage exploding in slow motion and her hooves looking like suffocating ham hocks in distress:


Also, Kim tweeted this about the moment in tonight’s episode where she, North, Kylie and Khlozilla get in a kar accident in Montana:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,” laughed Pimp Mama Kris before saying, “Kim, you’re kidding right, because we signed a contract with Satan and promised we’d pimp out our own at any cost. Just say you’re kidding.”

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