Night Crumbs

May 22, 2015 / Posted by:

Leonardo DiCatchAHo, the Godfather of the Pussy Posse, held court at the amfAR gala in Cannes where he graciously allowed a camera to take in his greatness. But you probably barely noticed him, because you were too busy worshiping the stunning eyebrows hovering above him – Lainey Gossip 

HIDE YO MACADAMIA NUTS IN A BAG! The Rage Queen of the Air, Heather Cho, is free! – HuffPo

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield’s break is over – Celebitchy

Jennifer Love Hewitt is still pregnant and I’m pretty sure she’s entering her 6th trimester. How very Jessica Simpson of her, I know. – Drunken Stepfather

Presenting the new definition for “Of Fucking Course” – Towleroad

A strange thing happened, the paps actually showed up when Alexis Bellino, formerly of The Real Housewives of Orange County, called them – Egotastic!

The most busted down, low-rent Michael Jackson, E.T. in drag and Demi Moore impersonators went out to dinner together – Reality Tea

Peta Nemcova’s nipple almost came out to play but decided that it just wasn’t ready for its close up – The Superficial  

Reason #567,999 for why John Mayer is a b-hole – WWTDD

I like Vanessa Hudgens’ ensemble here. That is the second time I’ve typed that sentence in a month. I’m beginning to worry about myself – Popoholic

Need to cut some stone? Cut them on Chris Pratt’s hard, wet nipples – Boy Culture

Model Nicole Trunfio is breastfeeding her baby on the cover of Elle Australia and that’s great and everything, but couldn’t they have went with a picture where she wasn’t making a derp farty face? – Jezebel

I want Jason Statham on my face, but not like this – Pajiba

That bulldog looks like me when I go up to a guy and his friends at a gay bar – Hollywood Tuna 

It’s man nipple time! – The Berry 

And if you need more man nipples, here’s a topless Stephen Amell in Spain – Just Jared

Our Lady of Cheetos and Tyson Beckford reunited in Vegas – Popsugar

Pic: Getty

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