So I Guess Jay Z Donated To Marina Abramović’s Institute After All

May 20, 2015 / Posted by:

We all said, “Marina, you in danger, girl” to performance artiste Marina Abramović yesterday when she told Spike Art Magazine that Jay Z did her dirty and fucked her over. Jay Z came to her in 2013 about adapting her work The Artist Is Present for his music video Picasso Baby. Marina agreed to do it as long as he made a donation to her art institute. Marina told Spike Art that she kept her end of the deal, but Jay Z did not keep his. He didn’t donate shit. Marina said she felt the same way I feel after a one night stand: used and thrown away. Now, while I like that feeling, Marina does not. Well, as it turns out, Jay Z did give her a bag of gold coins.

The producer for Picasso Baby pulled out the receipt and read off the confirmation number to Artnet. Oops! After Jay Z’s producer showed the receipts, Marina’s institute burped up this apology:


In related news, Marina Abramović has announced that for her next piece, titled The Artist Is Presently Kissing Ass, she will kiss Jay Z’s bare ass continuously for 17 hours straight so he doesn’t send the Illuminati after her.

Pic: Vogue

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