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May 19, 2015 / Posted by:

Baxter, the bossy pussy in the Meow Mix commercial from 1997!

Ever since the 1970s, the Meow Mix commercials have starred a pussy moving their pussy lips to the “Meow Meow Meow” jingle. While doing research for this HIGLY IMPORTANT post, I read that the singing cat happened accidentally. Jerry Della Femina, an ad man who worked on the commercial, said that during the shoot, the ginger cat choked on cat food and the executives to decided to play the jingle over the footage for a “lip-synch effect.” That pussy almost DIED and they turned its moment of death into a cutesy bit in a damn commercial. Don Draper is so the ad executive who came up with that idea.

In 1997, Meow Mix took the “Meow Meow Meow” chant to terrifying new levels. They put out a commercial starring Baxter, a cat who could call his human on the car phone during carpool time and make demands. The commercial sent a jolt of fear through every cat owner, because if pussies could call us up and make demands, we’d be doomed and we’d go broke from trying to pay off our carphone bill.

It’s a good thing Baxter couldn’t see those haters (aka the dude rolling his eyes and the lady throwing a stank face while filing her nails), because if he could, they’d have to change their phone number all the time. They’d constantly get calls in the middle of the night from a “mysterious cat” who’d let out a “meow meow meow” in a threatening, whispery tone. And yes, a whispery¬†“meow meow meow” translates into: “I’m going to kill you.”

(For Holly)

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