Open Post: Hosted By More Game Show Foolery From Japan

The “What is my life?” face the referee in the middle is making says everything you need to know about this clip.

And I thought making a bunch of drunk messes fight over a douchebag in a game show was cruel and unusual punishment (Note: I’m not sure if it’s cruel and unusual punishment for the drunk messes or the douchebag), but Japan has proved me wrong once again. The NYDN says that during an episode of the Japanese game show AKBingo, which stars the Japanese idol girl group AKB48, two chicks had to try to blow a cicada into the other one’s mouth. The look of grossness on their faces is probably the same look of grossness that Amber Heard makes when she puts her mouth on Johnny Depp’s peen and an entire Velveeta factory gets stuck to the roof of her mouth.

Apparently, the episode started with AKB48 playing a game of dodgeball. The members who got hit the most had to play a “penalty.” One of the penalties involved this disgusting shit. Eventually, one of them loses and pays the price. This messy ass clip is like the fucked-up spawn of Double Dare and Fear Factor:

Stay tuned, because I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before I post a clip from a Japanese game show of two straight dudes trying to blow a baby scorpion into each other’s mouth as they sing karaoke while getting blown by a gay guy.