Chris Brown Caught One Of His Fans Trying To Live In His House

May 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Prepare your “She don’t love herself” GIFs; this story will require all of them. According to TMZ, when Chris Brown returned from his punch-throwing asshole’s retreat in Las Vegas this weekend, he discovered that a woman had been living in his house while he was gone. The only problem was, he wasn’t expecting any house guests.

Chris first realized something was weird when he arrived home last night around 9pm and found women’s clothing in the foyer. Chris was there with some of his friends, so they started looking around the house and they found someone had spray painted the words “I LOVE YOU” on his kitchen counter and “MRS. BROWN” on two of his cars. Eventually they made their way up to Chris’ bedroom, and that’s where he found a 21-year-old woman naked in his bed. Chris called the police, and they arrested the woman for felony burglary and felony vandalism.

Police found a bunch of dishes in the sink and food in the trash, so they figure she had been there for a couple days. If I discovered that a totally random stranger had been living in my house while I was away, my first instinct would be to piss my pants, followed by changing my name to Candy Barr and moving to a remote island, but not Chris Brown. While waiting for the police to arrive, Chris Brown Instagrammed a picture of the woman with the following caption:

“I get home and find this crazy individual in my house. She had broken the hinges off the doors. She Found time to cook her several meAls. She Wrote “I love you” on the walls. She threw out my daughters clothing as well as my dogs stuff. Then had all these crazy voodoo things around my crib. goes to show you how crazy people are crazy! And she painted her name on my cars!!!! I love my fans but this is some on some real real crazy shit! I pray she will get help.”

TMZ says the woman’s name is Amira Kodcia Ayeb, and she believes she is Chris Brown’s wife. Amira lives in Houston, but 4 days ago she posted a message online saying she was in Malibu “searching for her home.” A friend claims she left Houston last week on a bus to visit Chris Brown. She is currently being held on $50,000 bail.

Oh boy, this is all kinds of messy. But maybe it’s not as bad as it sounds? We don’t have the full story; maybe Amira had a good reason for breaking into Chris Brown’s house. Maybe it was raining piranhas and her only shelter options were Chris Brown’s house or a house filled with Jasons and Freddies? Yeah, I don’t think so either.

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