Open Post: Hosted By Adrien Brody Spreading Some Smooth Sexiness At The Met Gala

May 5, 2015 / Posted by:

It’s only right that I end this Meth Gala madness with a big piece of pucker-inducing, long-faced hotness.

Adrien Brody usually dresses like he’s an alien who just landed on Earth and learned what “hip dressing” is from an International Male catalog dated February 1993. So he truly elevated his style game for the Met Gala last night. While most of the dudes looked like they rented their boring, generic tuxedo 30 minutes before the damn event, Adrien brought sparkle, shine, texture, luxury and opulence to the red carpet. All that embroidery, velvet and satin…. He looks like the bedspread in a gaudy grandma’s guest room.

Adrien is dressed like a cross between a butch Liberace and the glamorous woman in the Grand Prospect Hall commercial. That is the ultimate compliment because they are both fashion icons. HE MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE! Adrien is feeling his look too and wishes he could roll around all over himself. You can tell by the way he’s giving us smolder in the face and pursing his no lips. Either that or he’s got the runs and is squeezing his cheeks hard. Either or.

And here’s more dudes from last night. Save some pucker for Larry David.

Pics:, Splash

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