Night Crumbs
This is Justin Timberlake looking like Princess Fiona’s right tit in a promo video for Sauza 901 tequila. Why in Fruit Gushers from HELL did JT do this?! I know, a check is a check, but at what cost?! With that being said, if he goes to the Met Gala tonight and wears this look, he’ll be my best dressed – Jezebel
Jennifer Lawrence, who looks like she just smoked peyote for 12 hours in a badly ventilated teepee, is friends with Lorde, because every young famous white chick is friends with each other. – Lainey Gossip
But the question is, how can anyone leave the Mormon hotness that is Kody Brown?! – Reality Tea
Mark Ruffalo is really sorry he chanted “gypsy” over and over again during the extra messy promo tour for the Offenders, I mean, the Avengers – Celebitchy
Cara Delawhatever’s ass crack got banned in the UK – Drunken Stepfather
May the Fourth be with Maitland Ward who looks like she’s starring in a low-budget, extra messy porn parody called Star Whores – Egotastic!
One of Bill Cosby’s newest accusers has pressed charges against him – The Superficial
Jessica Biel is making sure that Justin Timberlake doesn’t fuck the nanny – Towleroad
Taylor Swift looks hot and I’m only saying that because her eyebrow situation is looking a little chola-esque – Popoholic
That looks more like the Baltimore Penguin, but okay – WWTDD
Uncut Swedish peen alert! Uncut Swedish peen alert! – (NSFW) OMG Blog
If Lori Petty’s Point Break character went on a meth binge… – Hollywood Tuna
Clay Aiken is looking sexy! – SOW
The Black Widow rom-com looks better than most rom-coms and the latest Avengers movie – The Berry
Brooklyn Decker has a CASE OF THE BABIES!!! – IDLYITW
Our Lady of Cheetos and Our Lady of the Rillest teamed up for an eardrum-murdering song that sounds like Siri screaming while in a garbage disposal – Just Jared
Amy Adams got married – Popsugar