Night Crumbs

May 4, 2015 / Posted by:

This is Justin Timberlake looking like Princess Fiona’s right tit in a promo video for Sauza 901 tequila. Why in Fruit Gushers from HELL did JT do this?! I know, a check is a check, but at what cost?! With that being said, if he goes to the Met Gala tonight and wears this look, he’ll be my best dressed – Jezebel

Jennifer Lawrence, who looks like she just smoked peyote for 12 hours in a badly ventilated teepee, is friends with Lorde, because every young famous white chick is friends with each other.  – Lainey Gossip

But the question is, how can anyone leave the Mormon hotness that is Kody Brown?! – Reality Tea 

Mark Ruffalo is really sorry he chanted “gypsy” over and over again during the extra messy promo tour for the Offenders, I mean, the AvengersCelebitchy

Cara Delawhatever’s ass crack got banned in the UK – Drunken Stepfather

May the Fourth be with Maitland Ward who looks like she’s starring in a low-budget, extra messy porn parody called Star WhoresEgotastic! 

One of Bill Cosby’s newest accusers has pressed charges against him – The Superficial 

Jessica Biel is making sure that Justin Timberlake doesn’t fuck the nanny – Towleroad

Taylor Swift looks hot and I’m only saying that because her eyebrow situation is looking a little chola-esque – Popoholic

That looks more like the Baltimore Penguin, but okay – WWTDD

Uncut Swedish peen alert! Uncut Swedish peen alert! – (NSFW) OMG Blog

If Lori Petty’s Point Break character went on a meth binge… – Hollywood Tuna 

Clay Aiken is looking sexy! – SOW

The Black Widow rom-com looks better than most rom-coms and the latest Avengers movie – The Berry 

Brooklyn Decker has a CASE OF THE BABIES!!! – IDLYITW

Our Lady of Cheetos and Our Lady of the Rillest teamed up for an eardrum-murdering song that sounds like Siri screaming while in a garbage disposal – Just Jared

Amy Adams got married – Popsugar

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