Elizabeth Banks has been in the Hunger Games movies, she stole scenes in 30 Rock, she was in the masterpiece that is Wet Hot American Summer and she directed the Pitch Perfect sequel, which will probably make 30 trillion dollars. She’s also the actress my mom always refers to as Al Bundy’s daughter in Modern Family. Some might say that Elizabeth Banks is at the top. But well, has she been in Sharknado 1 AND 2? No. Can she create a paparazzi frenzy (read: 1 pap taking a dozen pictures while waiting for someone from Vanderpump Rules to show) by posing with fellow A-lister Bai Ling? I think not. Is she a 3-time Razzie nominee? Nope.
Elizabeth Banks knows all of that and it eats at her insides. She probably wakes up in the middle of the night wondering where her career went wrong. Elizabeth couldn’t hide her jealousy anymore and during an interview with The Hollywood Reporter to promote Pitch Perfect 2, it all come out when she said this:
“There was a group of us girls coming up. A lot of us are surviving. Some of us are not. I used to go to auditions with Tara Reid. So, you know, we didn’t all make it. We’re not all still here. I do love Sharknado.”
Surprisingly, Tara Reid found time in her busy schedule to comment on this wrong diss. Tara responded by saying, “Elizabeth who?” No, Tara said that she’s a fan and she doesn’t understand why Elizabeth Banks would slap at her like that. Like I said before, the answer is: PURE JEALOUSY. Elizabeth Banks wishes she was in The Hungover Games instead of The Hunger Games, which nobody cares about! Elizabeth also wishes that her pussy game was so good that it got men fired from their job.
Tara Reid’s latest piece, Aaron Kaufman, was an executive at Blue Shield of California before he got fired for spending more than $100,000 of company money on her. The Los Angeles Times says that Aaron used the company credit card to pay for a night at the W Hotel in Fort Lauderdale ($832), a vacation to Florida ($17,491), drinks at some club in Hollywood ($1,382), antibiotics ($80,000… I made that up) and a bowling party ($879.84). It was the bowling party that got him caught. Tara posted pictures on Instagram of her bowling in her bra. (If you click on that link, the bowling bowls are the less hard-looking blue ones. The harder, orange ones are her chichis.) The pictures were passed around Blue Shield and some employees were “embarrassed” by them. Blue Shield started looking at Aaron’s spending and found that 75% of his charges were highly suspect. Blue Shield fired him and is suing him to get the money back.
I once had Blue Shield and they refused to pay for a portion of my labs several times. I thought gonorrhea testing was covered! But seriously, they kicked back a few bills. Blue Shield won’t pay for all of my labs but they will give their executives credit cards with unlimited limits, which they’ll use to wine and dine exquisite narjana blossoms like Tara Reid? You know, I’m not that mad.
And here’s that jealous trick Elizabeth Banks at a screening for Pitch Perfect 2 in London yesterday. Kate Moss was there too for some reason.