Open Post: Hosted By James Lipton, I Mean, Leonardo DiCatchAHo

“Hello everyone! Yes, I know I look like a creepy, old producer who smells like cigars and English Leather and strolls around his Hollywood Hills house in a leopard print Speedo and a burgundy silk robe, but I can still buy your entire family with my pocket change and my dick has touched more young pussy than Jackson Galaxy’s hands.” – Leonardo DiCaprio in that picture, probably

Leonardo DiCatchAHo came hard for Johnny Depp’s Fighting The Hot Grand Champion Belt at Giorgio Armani’s 40th anniversary celebration in Milan yesterday. Leo looks like the stereotype of a sleazy producer who regularly trolls the streets of Hollywood in his gold Cadillac and pulls up to young ladies to ask them if they want to be in movies.

You know, Jack Nicholson has won 3 Oscars. So maybe Leonardo thinks that if he completely morphs into Jack Nicholson, those Academy bitches will finally give him an Oscar! Good plan, Leo.

And yes, yes, I still would.

Here’s more of Leo at that Armani thing last night along with Tina Turner, Chris Pine and one of my favorite jewels Claudia Cardinale.

Pics: Wenn.com