Calvin Harris Shuts Down The Rumor That He’s Allergic To Taylor Swift’s Pussies

April 29, 2015 / Posted by:

Not pictured: Taylor Swift standing right behind Calvin Harris, shaking a bottle of prescription-strength Claritin while whispering, “You know, it would be a real shame if someone were to, I dunno, write a song about you…now make with the bonding, or I’ll flush every last pill down the toilet!

Last week, we learned that Taylor Swift’s current relationship (or whatever we’re supposed to call it when Taylor Swift starts running her thirsty girlfriend game on a dude) with buff DJ Calvin Harris might be in trouble because he’s allergic to her precious pussies. Anyone with a cat allergy knows first-hand that the struggle is real, so I figured it was only a matter of time before Calvin scraped all his snotty tissues off the floor, packed up his neti pot, and went home for good. But it looks like he might be sucking it up (it being gallons of leaky nose water) and making it work.

Last night, Calvin posted a picture of Tay Tay’s two kitty cats, Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson, to Instagram with the caption “Moment.” Surprisingly, it wasn’t immediately followed by a picture of the ceiling of an ambulance with the caption, “Well, that didn’t last long.” So that’s a good sign, right? Additionally, a “source” tells UsWeekly that Taylor and Calvin are “going strong.

Then again, we have no idea what the circumstances surrounding this picture were. Calvin could have taken this picture from a building across the street using a telephoto lens. Or maybe he was in Tay Tay’s apartment, but he took the photo from inside a hermetically-sealed bubble suit. Or maybe it’s just a picture of a picture of her cats? Cat-ception! I knew it!

Pic: Instagram

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