Open Post: Hosted By A Half-Naked Zac Efron Holding An Evil Bee Toy Over His Crotch

April 28, 2015 / Posted by:

Something tells me this isn’t the first time that Zac Efron has wandered the beach half-naked with a confused, slightly constipated look on his face, words scribbled on his chest and a stuffed insect covering his dick. This is what usually happens after a night of partying with Michelle Rodriguez.

Here’s Zac butt fucking a stuffed bee while shooting scenes for some movie called Dirty Grandpa (not be confused with Bad Grandpa, I think) on Tybee Island in Georgia yesterday. Yes, there’s a good reason for why Zac Efron is half-naked in this movie and the reason is: because the producers and studio want to fill their pockets with as much money as possible and know they need to show Zac Efron’s nipples in order to do so. I’m all for that, but I have a complaint. I’ve longed considered Zac Efron the next Daniel Day-Lewis (shh, just go with it), but how can he truly be the next Daniel Day-Lewis if he wears skin-colored chonies during what’s supposed to be a naked scene? How can he fully express the embarrassment that the character feels over being naked on a beach if he’s wearing crack-hugging panties? I think it was the late, great Stella Adler who once said: “You gotta drop them panties for your art.” RESHOOT! Eh, but what do I know? I’m 100% sure that Zac Efron will still get an Oscar nomination for this (and he’ll get it over Leonardo DiCaprio, of course).

Pics: FameFlynet

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