Hot Slut Of The Day!

Lia Palmquist, the Wu-Tang Clan groupie whose boyfriend accused her of doing them all during an episode of Divorce Court. (Side note: TV is a place where the title of a show means nothing. You don’t have to be an actual housewife to be on The Real Housewives of Whatever and you don’t have to be actually married to be on Divorce Court.)

Nathan and his girlfriend Lia went on Divorce Court because they really wanted to be on TV to settle their lukewarm turd of a relationship, and at one point he accused her of passing her poon to everyone including every member of the Wu-Tang Clan. Bitch might’ve brought the ruckus on Wu-Tang and milked the C.R.E.A.M out of them. Nick said that Lia gave some “wu to tang” and Lia told Judge Lynn that she’s not a “bustdown” and she kept her “ladypoints together.” Lia explained that yeah, she went backstage after a Wu-Tang show and she hung out with all of them until 7 in the morning, but she promises that a Wu-Tang train did not run up into her tunnel.

“Nothing inappropriate happened. Let me put on the record that the Wu-Tang is nothing but gentlemen. They treated me highly respectful, I would never cheat on him. Also, don’t know if this is appropriate to say, but I would never be like a bust-down or a groupie in that type of situation. I kept my lady points together. I met Wu-Tang, I went backstage and got on their tour bus, I went back to the hotel and I was just hanging out all night. And It was amazing.”

I’ve only seen this clip and didn’t see the whole episode, so I have no idea what happened, but based on what Lia said, it sounds like her pussy was the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and she inducted RZA, GZA, Method Man, Ghostface Killah and the rest into it. When you watch the clip, keep one eye on the chick behind Lia throwing a “HO, PLEASE” face the entire time. Her face speaks the truth! If Lia did fuck all of Wu-Tang she’s my hero, because she looked at Wu-Tang and thought, yup, they are sumthing ta fuck wit.