Night Crumbs
Kelly Taylor got engaged to her hot piece three weeks after her ex-husband got engaged to his hot piece. Is she trying to compete with his ass? Who knows, I doubt it, but I do know that Brenda Walsh better home wreck that shit as punishment for what that heartless bitch Kelly Taylor did to her. (Yes, they’re still their 90210 characters in my head and nobody can tell me otherwise.) – Lainey Gossip
And there goes Brandi AnalGlandville, queefing up at the mouth again – Reality Tea
January Jones looking about as alive as dehydrated cauliflower in some magazine – Drunken Stepfather
What did Kit Harington say exactly, because I couldn’t hear it over the sound of me screaming, “SHUT UP AND TAKE YOUR TOP OFF NOW,” over and over again – Celebitchy
Panty Creamer of the Day: Canadian police officer dyes his hair pink in the name of anti-bullying and now looks like a member of the Jem PD – Towleroad
Every TV trailer came out today, part 1: The True Detective trailer – The Superficial
Every TV trailer came out today, part 2: The Orange is the New Black trailer – Jezebel
Every TV trailer came out today, part 3: The Grace and Frankie trailer – Pajiba
Every TV trailer came out today, part 4: The trailer for the reboot of Models Inc. I WISH. This is really a post about JLo dressed like a gold digging trophy wife at her mafia husband’s funeral – Popoholic
The lady Grizzly Man has been found – Hollywood Tuna
Grab a plate and get some of this bulge buffet – The Berry
Bob Fosse tried to fuck Mariel Hemingway too – HuffPo
Let the Sleeveless Chanteuse serenade you with a tribute song to Paul Walker – Popsugar
In case you missed it, here’s that model who’s pregnant with a six pack – WWTDD
Behold, Laura Jeanne Poon as the world’s most annoying poon – SOW
Kim Kartrashian says that the first thing out of North West’s mouth in the morning is “shoes.” Kummy Kakes is confused. North isn’t saying “shoes.” She’s saying “WHO?” as in “Who are you and where’s my nanny?” – ICYDK
Disney is doing another Haunted Mansion movie starring Ryan Gosling and I fully expect them to call it The Haunted Mansion: Hey Ghoul… – Just Jared
And it’s your last chance to vote for Hot Slut of the Month! It’s anyone’s game. Well, anyone except for Kristin. She’s pretty much out of it. Woe is Kristin again. Vote here!