Don’t worry, I promise not to make a “stick a fork in it” joke, if only because it will make me hungry again, and I’ve already stuck my fork in a shameful number of many mac n’ cheese balls today. UsWeekly says that Food Network chef and January Jones‘ one-time demo derby partner Bobby Flay and his wife of 10 years Stephanie March (aka ADA Alexandra Cabot from Law & Order: SVU) are taking a break from each other.
A source close to Bobby Flay (a giant talking tub of Fage) says that they split a couple weeks ago and Bobby has since moved out of their apartment in NYC. This was Stephanie March’s first marriage and Bobby Flay’s third. No word on why they are separating. “Yeah, and let’s keep it that way” thought Bobby’s Food Network Star co-host Giada De Laurentiis, as she avoided all the ‘Did you have something to do with this?’ looks on set this morning.
Well, at least now Bobby can be with his one true love (himself), while Stephanie can focus on writing a Happy Endings spin-off about the Kerkovich sisters that I dream about nightly and would totally donate one of my kidneys to see happen.
Here’s Bobby and Stephanie walking around NYC two days ago. Note for the pervs: Bobby is wearing a pair of pull-on joggers, but don’t bother grabbing your Dicktective’s Choice™ magnifying glass; I already checked and there’s nothing to see here.