Tom Cruise Hasn’t Seen Suri In Almost A Year

April 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Long gone are the days when Tom Cruise would parade Suri Cruise in front of the paps for a touching father and daughter photo-op. Ever since Katie Holmes grabbed Suri and RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN from those crazy messes, Tommy Girl hasn’t seen his daughter much and TMZ says that it’s been nearly a year since they’ve seen each other’s faces live and in person. TMZ, you in danger, girl. Tommy’s lawyers at The Law Offices of the Lollipop Guild sued the publishers of Life & Style for saying that he abandoned Suri, so he could challenge TMZ to a legal tussle. I’ll hold your fanny pack, Harvey.

TMZ says that Tommy was busy shooting Mission Impossible 5 in London so he wasn’t able to visit Suri for months. But when he got 2 weeks off after shooting, he still didn’t visit his 8-year-old daughter. A source close to Katie Holmes says that nearly 12 months have gone by since Tommy and Suri have spent any time together. Any trick without a brainwashed brain would guess that Tommy is now allergic to Suri and Katie, because those two have been stamped with the “Suppressive Person” label by Scientology. Scientology told TMZ that wasn’t true and that neither Suri nor Katie have been labeled SPs by them. Well, if Scientology says it isn’t true, it must not be true. They are the eptiome of truthery. Please, if they called me a dumb bitch and showed me Dlisted post after Dlisted post, proving my dumbassness, I still wouldn’t believe them.

Even though Tommy hasn’t spent time with Suri, he spent time with his son Connor at a NCAA Women’s Final Four game in Tampa the other night.

I see Katie’s people trying to stir shit up again! Why won’t they leave poor Little Lord Tommy Girl alone? It’s hard being the Prince of Scientology. He has a lot on his shoulders (hundreds of pounds of Thetans, David Miscavige’s legs, etc…). He has to spend his off time searching the land for a new wife to brainwash into giving him another Scientology chosen one since Katie Holmes rudely took his away. Besides, I’m sure he talks to Suri every night through the Spencer’s Gifts cube lamp he bought her.

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