Pilot Inspektor, Moxie Crimefighter, Zuma Nesta Rock, Bronx Mowgli, Jermajesty Jackson, Kal-El Cage, Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa, Blue Ivy Carter, Buddy Bear Maurice, Audio Science and Bluebell Madonna better welcome the newest edition to the Bashit Crazy Celebrity Baby Names Club. Sam Worthington, that Australian action star dude who isn’t Chris Hemsworth, and his wife of less than a year Lara Bingle became parents last week and they have kept their lips shut about what they named their kid. But Page Six claims to know what name Sam and Lara wrote on the birth certificate and if birth certificates had eyes, that one would’ve side-eyed those messes to Hell and back. Sam and Lara gave their son a name he’ll probably love until he’s about 8 and realizes he has a name that sounds like something Astro Boy would name his dog. via P6
“Avatar” actor Sam Worthington and model Lara Bingle gave birth to a baby boy in Los Angeles last week, but have kept mum on his name.
But sources tell us the little guy is heroically named Rocket Zot Worthington.
“Zot” is the nickname of Sam’s father, Ronald Worthington.
ROCKET ZOT WORTHINGTON!
Sam Worthington’s last name is Worthington, so he missed a wonderful opportunity to pay tribute to Cal Worthington (that name will only mean something to you if you lived on the West Coast in the 70s and 80s) by naming his son Spot Worthington.
Rocket Zot sounds like the name of a rejected Flash Gordon character. It sounds like a raver name from the 90s. When I first saw the name, I read it as “Pocket THOT“ for a split second and “Pocket THOT” sounds like the name of a pocket-sized doll from the makers of Bratz. On that note, I think I love that name. And when Rocket Zot gets older, he and Pilot Inspektor can start a space-themed music duo called Mission: The Fuck Is Our Names.