Bethenny Frankel Is Trying To Give Her Personality A Makeover

In an attempt to appear less like Bethenny Frankel, Page Six says that Bethenny Frankel has hired a team of personality coaches to help her “tone down her shit”. Technically, she didn’t really have to hire anyone, since a couple hits off a non-fat bong would have done the trick, but it sounds like she needed something stronger than weed to chill her out.

According to a source, Bethenny apparently took a long hard look at her life and/or her choices, like her messy divorce from Jason Hoppy and the cancellation of her talk show Bethenny (cough and maybe also that time she thought it would be a good idea to post a picture of herself wearing her 4-year-old daughter’s pajamas cough), and decided she needed to do something to change the public’s perception of her. The source says:

“She’s turned herself into a victim and been told by these coaches to be much more demure, and not be as harsh as she was.”

I still don’t understand why she hired more than one coach; how many people does it take to say “Just stop“?

I get that Bethenny doesn’t want to be Bethenny anymore, but what is Bethenny without Bethenny? I have no idea what any of that means, but I guess what I’m trying to say is, I’d rather take a no-fucks-given Bethenny than the phony demure Stepford Wife version of Bethenny, if only because that would be creepy as hell. Imagine if you took Bethenny’s hyper-realistic Joker mask face and added a pair of soulless eyes? This is supposed to be The Real Housewives of New York, not My Nightmares.