And Now For The Time Drake Had Sex With Lil Wayne’s Girlfriend

March 23, 2015 / Posted by:

TMZ says Lil Wayne is currently shopping around a book about his 8 months in prison back in 2010 (note: I would 100% read that book), and one of the stories included in the proposal is the day he discovered that Drake had humped on his girlfriend. According to Weezy, Wheelchair Jimmy came to visit him at Rikers Island and confessed that he had stuck his emergency brake in his lady, saying: “Yeah, it’s true. Don’t fuck with her like that cause I did fuck her.” Today I learned: Drake doesn’t refer to it as ‘making love’ like I always assumed he did.

As for when it happened, Lil Wayne says his girlfriend told him she hooked up with Drake the day before they hooked up, which means it wasn’t technically cheating. Or cheating at all, really? Regardless, Lil Wayne was super pissed.

“This is the type of shit that a man never wants to find out when he’s locked up. Or, maybe so, cause only God knows what I would have done if I wasn’t locked up right now. I woke up feeling fucked up about the fucked up day that I had…finding out that she fucked Drake was the absolute worst thing I could’ve ever found out. As a man, honestly, that shit hurt…and not because it was Drake, it could have been any man. It would’ve hurt the same.”

Lil Wayne then went on to say that he was so depressed after finding out that his girlfriend cheated on him that he didn’t come out of his cell for days. For those of you curious how this story ends, TMZ obtained additional pages of his book proposal, and we find out that Lil Wayne eventually forgave Drake. His girlfriend, on the other hand – uh, let’s just say I don’t think they’re still together:

“As a man, I’ll admit that shit really fucked me up, but hey, fuck that ho! Love is blind, that’s why I say make sure that bitch is a seeing eye dog.”

Make sure that bitch is a seeing eye dog? What the? I have no idea what the hell that means. Jesus take the wheel…and by wheel, I mean weed, because Lil Wayne is clearly too high.

But back to Drake. It feels like every time I write about Drake, he’s trying to get busy with someone else’s girl. I mean, this is the second time a dude has found out that Drake boned their lady while they were in jail. For crying out loud Drake, close your zipper to taken tricks!

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