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Villanova University’s piccolo player whose heart went on when her team lost. 

March Madness is happening right now and for the longest time I didn’t know what it was. I thought it was some sale at Macy’s or what one goes through after realizing that there’s no new episodes of Empire and they won’t get a fresh dose of Cookie for months. But March Madness is some college basketball shit and last night the “top-seeded” (File that under: Things you usually see in a Grindr profile) Villanova Wildcats got the seed beat out of them by North Caroline State. When the Wildcats lost, the camera cut to the piccolo player of its band letting the mascara-stained raw emotions trickle out of her eye sockets as she played on.

The saddest piccolo player in America is like the band playing on the Titanic, but instead of hundreds of lives being lost, March Madness dreams were crushed. Of course, Piccolo Girl became an instant meme in seconds, because that’s just what happens now. Here’s Piccolo Girl playing through the pain on a loop. Play the pain away, Piccolo Girl:

I’m sure she’ll be crying a different kind of tears later this week when Ellen has her on and gives her $25,000 and announces she’s producing a sitcom based on the life of Piccolo Girl called this One Time In Band Camp.

Piccolo Girl is a true inspiration to us all and teaches us just to keep blowing. “Keep playing that piccolo” is the new “keep fucking that chicken.”

Pic: Twitter