Open Post: Hosted By Kristen Wiig Working Some Hot Mom Jeans

March 21, 2015 / Posted by:

When I first saw these pictures of Kristen Wiig working the hell out of some faded high-waisteds on the set of a movie called Masterminds, it gave me a major flash back to the hottest mom on my street growing up. I seriously thought she was the best. Her name was Madonna (for real), she drove a white Hyundai Pony (hot), and she was almost always dressed like Kristen Wiig is above: white Reebok Freestyles (to match her car), a pair of faded knock-off Gloria Vanderbilt jeans, a tank top (even in the middle of the winter), and a silver-studded leather belt that was never done up properly. She totally did that thing where you tie a belt instead of using it like a real belt, and every time I saw her, I was like “this bitch is high fashion.

The only thing wrong is the hair: Kristen’s hair looks like it would move if the wind blew it, and Madonna’s hair didn’t because it was 98% hair spray. Her purse contained nothing but a bunch of cash and one of those combs where you can fill up the handle with Final Net. She couldn’t lug around a bottle of hairspray with her everywhere she went – she was a classy lady on the go!


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