Night Crumbs
Brangelina graced their daughters’ soccer game with their presence the other day and Dame St. Angie Jolie wore some “Carmen Sandiego at a casual summer time funeral” shit. I wish Brit Brit Spears sashayed on by in her usual strip mall couture to show St. Angie how to really bring timeless sophistication to a children’s soccer game – Lainey Gossip
Stephen Sondheim, who can do and say no wrong, hated Lady CaCa’s “Sound of Music” medley at the Oscars. I’d like to see the Little Monsters try to fuck with him – Celebitchy
Chloe Sevigny is posing for something again and the good news is that she’s not boning on a lobster this time – Drunken Stepfather
Kate Moss is giving you sad, naked goth clown who was just attacked with a ten pound bag of flour – Egotastic!
Today in DUH: Scott Disick is getting paid to go to rehab – Reality Tea
Is this what it’s like to drop acid that was made with butter? – The Superficial
For a minute I got excited thinking that there’s going to be a Boogie Nights sequel, because Heather Graham looks like she’s wearing a Roller Girl costume – Hollywood Tuna
Michelle Rodriguez’s head is going to blow off of her neck in 3..2.. – Pajiba
And now Rep. Aaron Schock is free to post shirtless pictures on Instagram and troll the Downton Abbey-themed glory holes – Towleroad
That “Katie Holmes is bumping wet parts with Jamie Foxx“ rumor is back, but what in the name of a melting Steven Tyler is going on with her face? – IDLYITW
Straight James Franco interviewed Gay James Franco and yes, it’s as annoying as it sounds – Jezebel
Jaime King’s pregnant ass went half naked on Instagram – Popsugar
Here’s Kevin Hart blowing himself – SOW
This is the most low-budget, gutter-certified Sue Storm Cosplay I’ve ever seen – Popoholic
Please, you know Jimmy Kimmel got dick implants and also got Ben Affleck’s name etched onto his shaft skin – Just Jared
Miley Cyrus wants us to think that she thinks that Patrick Schwarzenegger passed his twink dick to another – ICYDK
When I said that I wanted to see James Bond’s turtleneck, this is not what I had in mind – HuffPo
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