Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 17, 2015 / Posted by:

This Australian news anchor’s dick jacket! Hey, that jacket is green, so it totally counts as a St. Patrick’s Day-themed HSOTD.

You’ve probably already seen this BREAKING PEEN NEWS on CNN (Cock News Network, I wish there was a Cock News Network), but just in case you haven’t, this still shot of Natarsha Belling reading the news for Australia’s Network Ten made the rounds yesterday, because that’s a dick on her neck. Specifically, it’s a white dick with a black head that’s shooting out a stream of silver jizz. Natarsha (yes, Natarsha) should’ve really went with it by wearing a long pearl necklace. If she looks down and sticks her tongue out, it’ll look like she’s tongue tickling its balls. That jacket is truly a work of art.

This jacket, which is relevant to all of my interests, is the perfect thing to wear with your peen pants and peen slippers. I think I just described the flight attendant uniforms on John Travolta’s plane.

And yes, yes, I’d hit that jacket.

via Gawker (Thanks to everybody who sent me this)

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