Two People You Probably Haven’t Heard Of Were Fired From The X-Factor For Being Shitty Assholes

March 16, 2015 / Posted by:

British pop thing Natalia Kills and her New Zealand-born musician husband Willy Moon (or as you know them as, “?????“) were both fired from the X-Factor New Zealand after they accused a contestant of stealing Willy’s look and slammed the dude with a strange, crazy, nonsensical, delusional rant. Meanwhile, an oozing asshole has just publicly accused Natalia and Willy of swagger jacking it.

After a contestant performed in a black suit and with side parted hair, Natalia flipped on the crazy switch and called him a “doppelganger” and said that as an “artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property” she is “disgusted” at how much he copied her husband. Even the master defender of artistic integrity, Kanye West, went “huh?” Natalia called his look “cheesy” and said that she was “embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion.” Willy Moon, who is obviously the inventor of the black suit and side parted hair, also got into the asshole fuckery and told the poor contestant that “it’s like Norman Bates dressing up in his mother’s clothing. It’s just a little bit creepy and I feel like you’re going to stitch someone’s skin to your face and then kill everybody in the audience.”

All of that cuntery over a plain suit and normal ass hair:

I’m all for an over-the-top cuntastic rant, but she is redefining delusional and didn’t make any sense. The contestant was wearing a normal suit and normal hair. Every man, woman, child, baby, plant and puppy has worked that look at least once. Even the host had the same look on. Has this Natalia bitch never been to a funeral before? Well, when she goes to the funeral for whatever is left of her career, she’ll see a bunch of dudes working that exact look. That’s if anybody shows up.

Bitch is sitting there calling someone out for copying while wearing a hairstyle she stole from Mrs. White in Clue and a brow situation she stole from Groucho Marx. And who is stealing from Willy Moon? What even is a Willy Moon? That sounds like a cutesy name for butt fucking. “I want to stick my willy in your moon!”

After Natalia and Willy’s bizarre (and possibly staged) verbal slap down, social media went after them and that led to them getting fired. TV3, the network that airs X-Factor in New Zealand, released this statement:

“Last night on X Factor both Kills and Moon made comments that were completely unacceptable. While the judges on X Factor are expected to provide critiques of the performances, we will not tolerate such destructive tirades from any of the judges. Contestants put their all into this competition and they should expect to receive feedback and criticism that is professional and constructive. We no longer have confidence that Kills and Moon are the right people to perform the role of X Factor judges and they will leave the show, effective immediately.”

These two crazies are so delusional and batshit insane that I’m sure they’ll get a contract with an American reality show any day now.

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