Night Crumbs

March 16, 2015 / Posted by:

Patrick Schwarzenegger screamed on Twatter about how he’s not cheating on the hillbilly chipmunk after he was papped hugging some chick during Spring Break in Miami. Sorry, you little twink, but Billy Ray Cyrus is not going to buy that shit and is totally going to git you for this. But don’t worry, just wave a Taco Party Pack at him and he’ll forgive, forget and love you forever  – Lainey Gossip 

Dianna Agron’s nipple plate made an appearance the other night – Drunken Stepfather

A living and breathing human being with brains has made the decision to marry into the Palin family – Celebitchy

One of the tricks from Vanderpump Rules has a solo sex tape and sadly it isn’t the buff one who may be gay for pay – Reality Tea

Dolce & Gabbana have found a friend in NOM. I can’t wait to see Maggie Gallagher work a black lace dress with gold flowers on it – Towleroad

Hannibal Burress, a new American hero, was the star and voice of reason at the Justin Bieber roast – The Superficial

The time I mistook Hilary Duff for Kate MossPopoholic

Azealia Banks and her traumatized pussy did PlayboyJezebel

Did the same person who Photoshops Kim Kartrashian’s Instagram pictures also do Kylie Jenner’s chichis contouring? – Hollywood Tuna

Emma Thompson and Kevin Kline are going to be in the Beauty and the Beast movie – Pajiba

Kanye West left a fame whore skid mark all over Twatter – Just Jared

But the Log Lady needs a comeback! – OMG Blog

After Justin Bieber mouth shat out a bullshit speech at his roast, I’m sure he went backstage and pissed all over the catering table in the green room as an act of revenge against the meanies who said mean things about him  – IDLYITW

It’s a Suzanne Somers creampie! – WWTDD

I’ll have whatever that baby was smoking – The Berry 

Behold, the baby who will be serenaded every day with Vin Diesel’s karaoke covers of RiRi songs – Popsugar

Remember that orange suede fringed Wilsons jacket you donated to the Salvation Army in the 90s? Looks like Jessica Simpson picked it up – ICYDK

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