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March 12, 2015 / Posted by:

I Took A Lickin’ From A Chicken, the technologically advanced tic-tac-toe game from the late 70s and 80s!

This high-tech wonder came out in the late 70s, but it was around in the 80s. If you played this game, the annoying eardrum-poking sounds that the game and asshole chicken made probably stayed in your brain until it was replaced by an even more annoying sound (example: Miley Cyrus’ voice). I Took A Lickin’ From A Chicken was a pretty straight-forward game. You’d battle a bitchy robot chicken in nerd glasses (because it’s THAT smart) in a game of tic-tac-toe. Apparently, you could play other games on it, but I don’t remember that shit. You and the chicken took turns making moves. When it was the chicken’s turn, its loud ass would scan the board while clucking before making a move. If you won, you’d get to pluck the chicken out of that plastic bubble and make robot fried chicken out of it. No, if you won, it just hung its head in shame. If you lost, bitch would rub it in your face and cackle at what a dumbass you are. In the 80s, I’m sure many living room floors were covered with broken plastic pieces and motorized chicken parts after kids lost and threw this game against the wall.

Here’s I Took A Lickin’ From A Chicken in action. This should’ve been an Olympic sport!

And the name…. It sounds like the title of a POV lesbian porn co-starring Phoebe Price.

Pic: Flickr

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