Last month, Swedish mountain sex god Alexander Skarsgard was seen “getting cozy” in NYC with Alexa Chung who is best known for doing I don’t even know what. They went to some Fashion Week event together and had breakfast the next morning where they ate “avocado toast.” I know, you probably want to know more about this avocado toast. Anyway, it’s been almost 30 days and they might still be a thing. Ever since ASkars broke up with unflavored oatmeal lollipop Kate Bosworth, he’s been jumping from skinny poon to skinny poon. So if he has been bumping sex parts with Alexa since February, their relationship could be his longest in YEARS.
Page Six says that on Tuesday night in Paris, ASkars and Alexa “got cozy” once again at a restaurant called Caviar Kaspia. The source said they held hands!
The pretty pair were seen very cozily holding hands at Caviar Kaspia in Paris during fashion week there Tuesday night.
They were dining with a group of fashionable pals including Poppy Delevingne, sister of Cara, and Derek Blasberg.
Hmmm… Is the source sure about that? I mean, fashion people actually eating at a restaurant during Fashion Week? Wouldn’t food mess with their ability to make a scowly bitchface while sitting front row at shows? I thought that face came from being HONGRAY. But there is picture proof of Alexa and ASkars being in Paris together. A pap took this picture of them leaving a train station in Paris on Tuesday. It gives me “Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin’s First Picture Together!!!” vibes.
That picture also showed me what it looks like when a one-night trick and I leave his building together in the morning. You know, I walk in front thinking about how I can’t wait to go to McDonald’s to get me a post-one-night-stand power breakfast and he makes sure to stay far back with his hands in his pockets as he thinks to himself, “Doo da doo don’t know that bitch doo da doo doo.“